Today would be July 34th — if July had 34 days. And I think it should. So I’m introducing Julius Maximus!, a new holiday for a new calendar for the fun of it. Like the graphic says…
Julius Maximus is a new holiday held on the 34th of July. It’s a celebration of mid-summer and the biggest, ass kickinest month of the year – July.
All we have to do is extend July by 3 days. I’m thinking we should take them from February since it’s never been a real month anyway.
Join me in promoting this crackpot idea. As crackpot ideas go, it’s crackers. So share the graphic with your friends on SpaceBook and MyFace and all the other places kids hang out these days. It’ll be a hoot!