We gotz bak frum vacay at midnight last nite. Da insane puppie, Tyri, ran around like da mayniak he is. Ai was, ob corse, cool. Anywayz, aiz writtin dis for meowmy and she da mayniak tu. She a nut abawt her creek and yard. Ai lykes da yard tu, but da creek for da birds:
So, anywayz, der was no creek dis mornin — see:
Den, 2 hours later, da Richard yell, “Susie, you’ve got a creek. Susie is meowmy. So meowmy runz quick as she can (not very) to her spot on da creek. and look!
An down da stream keep filling in:
So now da meowmy happy again and run around like da mayniak puppie!