"I have a no-conflict situation because I'm president" - "It shouldn't have got out...it's a disgrace...it's fake news...information that was false and fake got released to the public...that nonsense that was released by maybe the news agencies... I won't tell anybody about my meeting with intelligence (insert air quotes there)...I have very little debt, I have very low debt...I have something that others don't have...I don't have to do this...
Did all that bluster remind anyone besides me of a p actor in an actual comedy, namely John Beluski as Jake in the Blues Brothers: "I ran out of gas...I didn't have any money for cab fare...My tux didn't come back from the cleaners...Someone stole my car... there was an earthquake...It wasn't my fault I swear to God!"