*I’ve updated with an Inauguration Edition. Even though I’m not watching, I figure some may fall sway to morbid curiosity. So, for you few brave(?) souls, Enjoy!
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I have the feeling I’m not the only one experiencing a distinct sense of impending doom as Friday looms ever nearer. It has caused me sleepless nights...last night was one of them. In my sleepless boredom I came up with something that gave me a wee hours giggle (of horror). Perhaps it will bring one to you as well.
I figure it falls under the ‘If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry’ type of humor. Feel free to change the squares to other possible events (or leave suggestions in comments)...those are just the ones that first came to mind.
I’d say “Enjoy!”, but, well...yeah.
/sigh
JINGO: a person who professes his or her patriotism loudly and excessively, favoring vigilant preparedness for war and an aggressive foreign policy; bellicose chauvinist.