Dear Donald,
I’m writing this…..really, really slow…...because I know…...you do not…...read very fast…..I am also…..only writing 3…….words at a……..time because I…..know that you…..can NOT comprehend…..more than that…..at any given…..time at all….
So, here goes…..now that you….are the President….do not ever…..fuck this up.
Yours bigly truly,
A real President