TruthAmerica News
Washington-— Frozen to the camera eye, what have we here? Glorious hero of revolutionary struggle and rugged people’s champion, Party Secretary Trump honors very own Americanski Futbol champions of “Superbowl” club, New Jersey Generals, at Mar-A-Lago-North White Palace for grand banquet and patriotic medal ceremony!
For of course jolly Friendships and vodka toasts abound as Douglas Flutie and Hershel Walker bask in glorious moment in the history of the great fraternal linkage of futbol’s heroes and patriotic American people.
For we see, gentle reader, that rugged Americanski sporting teams are once again truly on the march, as robust lunch basket men and buxom lady girls are swept spontaneously up in joyful outbursts of approval at brave combat play of Leader Trump’s personal champions. Who can doubt the further cementing of the unbreakable bond between Dear Leader Trump and adoring comrades of great patriotic rustybelt motherland?
Stern Mullahs of Iran take your heed-— these generals are soon for sure to be upon the march for YOU!