Yeah, our sitting president is nuts.
On the morning after Donald Trump’s inauguration, acting National Park Service director Michael T. Reynolds received an extraordinary summons: The new president wanted to talk to him.
In a Saturday phone call, Trump personally ordered Reynolds to produce additional photographs of the previous day’s crowds on the National Mall, according to three individuals who have knowledge of the conversation. The president believed that they might prove that the media had lied in reporting that attendance had been no better than average.
So Trump called the director of the National Park Service to demand that the government agency produce new photos that would prove Donald Trump's inaugural crowds were as big as Donald Trump personally imagined them to be. But the agency wasn't able to produce those pictures, because there is no camera yet invented which can photograph the contents of Donald Trump's ego-fueled delusions.
Reynolds was taken aback by Trump’s request, but did secure some additional aerial photographs and forwarded them to the White House through normal channels in the Interior Department, the sources said. The photos, however, did not prove Trump’s contention that the crowd size was upwards of 1 million.
So that's how Donald Trump spent his first morning in office. There's no word on whether Reynolds will be extradited to a Trump black ops prison for his failure to come up photographs to document the thing that didn't happen, but we can only imagine how displeased Donald is with him right now.