Oh Florida, Is there anything you can’t outdo? Is there is no event in these United States that Florida doesn’t take right to the edge and throw right over the side. Gun nuts crazy in your state? They’re not shoot at the hurricane crazy. Cops overzealous for drug arrests in your state? They are not ‘man arrested for donut glaze looking like meth’ overzealous! Truly Florida is in the world of a Matt Bors comic strip. Well we can add another ‘honor’ to Florida’s list of funky-wunky news coverage- First republican in a UFO.
A candidate in the upcoming Florida primary is openly expressing her belief that she has been abducted by aliens multiple times. Making a careful point to avoid mentioning her party status, Fox news is covering her only as an 'Alien abductee' and hardly mentions she has held public office as a republican before Never using the word republican with her.
Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, former vice mayor of Doral (Miami-Dade County suburb), has deep republican ties. Mother to the former Republican National Committee Hispanic outreach director Bettina Inclan Agen, Aguilera most assuredly has been around Republican politics for quite a while. Rodriguez Aguilera was a Doral councilwoman from 2012-14 and was then promoted to being the city’s very first economic developer. All this despite the fact She has for well over 8 years been claiming that she has been abducted by aliens who looked exactly like 2 ‘big bodied’ blond women and one man who controlled their space ship with quartz ricks. She claims they used telepathy to speak to her of future events before they happened. To pull a quote right from the Miami herald “Her son-in-law, Jarrod Agen, is Vice President Mike Pence’s deputy chief of staff.” Wow famously sane and not at all creepy little Mikey Pence has a direct connection to this women eh? Well, if she (likely)has meet the vice president lets hear her claims out?
“Rodriguez Aguilera said the aliens chatted with her about "a series of things that would happen."
The topics included how God is not a person and is a "universal energy," the world's "energy center" is in Africa and there are 30,000 skulls in a cave in Malta.
The aliens also discussed ISIS but Rodriguez Aguilera wouldn't give details on what she was told.”
Oh wow so this 59 year old politician claims to have known of ISIS’s future rise for between 42-52 years but didn’t bother to mention it to anyone…….yah makes complete sense to me.
“”A Miami-area congressional candidate says she was abducted by aliens when she was 7 years old – and 10 years later, it happened again.
The aliens appeared before her and “telepathically” told her to walk outside. Then they took her into their spaceship and spoke to her about events that would happen, she says. They supposedly told her about ISIS – though she wouldn’t give specific details – and that the world’s energy is in Africa and that God is a universal energy.
The aliens were dressed in party outfits, she said.””
Lets all take a moment to bask in the warmth of Fox news down right refusing to use the word republican in their coverage of this whack job. A congressional candidate huh? Just some person running for some post IDK don’t ask us were just Fox News how could we know what party she is in. It’s a mystery to us. LOL
All joking aside, I told my good friend at work about this baneful nugget of news and all he had to say was…. “well…I guess society has gone to hell”
Meth Doughnut: http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/10/15/florida-man-arrested-after-police-mistook-krispy-kreme-glaze-for-meth-receives-37500.html
Shooting at hurricane Irma: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-reg-shooting-bullets-into-irma-20170910-story.html