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Pity Trump's lapdog Vice-President Pence.
His value's so low in dollars and cents
They can't fill the hall, and so to entice
More people to come they've lowered the price.
It's scheduled for Denver, Colorado;
Only a true aficionado
Would pay to see a dummy who bolts
From a game with the Indianapolis Colts
Because he cannot bear to see
Some protestors take a knee.
Nothing happened there by chance;
It was worked out in advance,
By short-fingered Trump and nincompoop Pence,
A political stunt at taxpayer expense.
As for the value of Mike Pence the Veep,
By that Denver discount his stock price is cheap.
Cactus Jack Garner, who once held the post,
Of what it was worth did not like to boast.
He's famous for putting it something like this:
"Not worth a bucket full of warm piss."
The warmth may be lacking in V. P. Mike Pence,
But the rest of the metaphor makes perfect sense.