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Bill O'Reilly is mad at God;
It seems he thinks He is a fraud.
If the Almighty were perfection
He'd give BillO "more protection"
Against the consequences of his trespasses,
Like when an intern he harasses.
"This stuff shouldn't happen," he complains,
When facing million-dollar claims.
He dragged his poor wife down the stairs
But each night he still said his prayers.
He thought God was on his side:
The nuns who taught him must have lied.