(translated from the original Spanish version)
We, the Elders of Latino, do hereby ordain and authorize this document of our protocols.
Summary
We have created this plan for the purpose of tricking the American white Christian population into committing cultural suicide through demographic transformation. The implementation of the strategy will require a multi-generational commitment. We shall encourage large numbers of our community to surge across the northern border of Mexico, in whatever way circumstances will allow, and then, once inside the U.S., to procreate as soon as possible. The anchor babies thereby created will make it more difficult for the U.S. government to remove our latino agents, since the resulting rug rats will automatically become American citizens. We will send as many murderers and rapists as feasible, and will disguise some of them as helpless young children fleeing oppression, which might fool an Obama, though maybe not a Trump.
Inside the country, our operatives will then endeavor to maintain a low profile by hiding in extremely-low-paying jobs, such as migrant farm work, which will largely keep them out of the white community’s view. As the generations labor, a handful of our moles will seek to transform public opinion through connections with our Jewish friends who control the press, and who share our long-term goal. Our spies will encourage abortion among whites, and will urge them to have less children (or none at all), to abandon their Christian faith, to become LGBT, to embrace diversity, and to intermarry with any other culture that could dilute their white blood. Further, our bunch will demand Spanish-language versions of governmental signs and official documents, so as to increase the tax burden on non-latinos, create division among the majority, and foster a friendlier atmosphere for hispanic expression. In addition, our scouts will make generous use of the Communist doctrine to increase wealth redistribution away from the European-heritage populace and into the hands of our people. Most importantly, our gang will encourage any and all government legislation that could be used to take away white people’s guns, in order to disarm as many as possible by the time we’re ready to strike.
While our fifth column will pretend to follow the Catholic religion, they will cleverly raise doubts among white believers through scientific concoctions such as the theory of evolution. Over the decades, they will, step-by-step, fabricate anti-fossil-fuel propaganda around an idea of global warming, for the purpose of getting white culture to abandon the main source of its economic prosperity.
Meanwhile, our rank and file hidden laborers will refuse to pay any taxes whatsoever, to any U.S. local, state or federal entity, but will endeavor to make excessive use of available social services, and most particularly healthcare, since that segment will incur the largest cost expenditures to American society. Our foot soldiers will traffic illegal drugs while plundering pharmaceuticals as well, earmarking all gains for the cause.
If we succeed in executing these tactics, within 4 or 5 generations, hispanics will outnumber ethnic whites in the U.S., and once we have obtained an unbeatable majority, we can rise up en masse, overwhelm white culture, destroy all of its constructions, and enslave the light-skinned survivors! Venceremos!
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