I come from Alabama with a minor on my knee.
I asked to take her clothing off to see what I could see.
I like 'em young and ignorant; they'll do just what I say.
She was fourteen and innocent, but I led her astray.
Alabama, they've got nothing on me!
I'm going to be your Senator in Washington, D. C.
I like the Ten Commandments; I post them everywhere.
I only score nine out of ten; I think that's pretty fair.
Don't lie or steal or murder, but there's one I don't get:
The one about adultery; I've never kept it yet.
Alabama, don't you cry for me!
I'm going to be your Senator in Washington, D. C.
The Good Lord made the female to be the joy of men:
The summit of Creation; to that I say Amen.
I always ask their mothers if it's all right to date.
Though sometimes they are so young they might just be jailbait.
Alabama, shout hurrah for me!
I'm going to be your Senator in Washington, D. C.
When I get to Washington I know just what I'll do:
I'll round up all the Muslims, and all the homos too.
I'll put them all in prison, every single one,
I'll clean up this country; it will be such fun.
Alabama, I hope you vote for me!
I'm going to be your Senator in Washington, D. C.