It's a weekend, and that means that incompetent manchild Donald Trump is out of his damn gourd. Again. And since there is apparently nobody in his entire circle of would-be leaders and so-called brilliant minds who can convince him that the world does not need to know each and every one of his On The Toilet Thoughts, it means we're getting every one of them.
As we go through these Toilet Thoughts, please keep in mind that this is not normal behavior, for a "president." During the last presidential administration certain networks had blustering shout-fests over whether a "president" should put his feet on the desk or whether "spicy" mustard on a sandwich was a bridge too f--king far, for the common clay of America's heartland. Now we get this.
Donald Trump is attacking people for misspelling things? Oh. Oh dear.
Let’s all give a shoutout to little Timmy, 4th grade, for his turn at the pedals of the Donald Trump foreign policy machine. Good job, Timmy, your sick burn was selected as this week’s best so you’ll be getting a certificate signed by chief of staff John Kelly. Keep those sick burns coming, kids, and maybe yours will be featured next!
All of this was, of course, after Donald Trump defended China from his own campaign attacks on their economic actions, which yet again shows the danger of letting a dementia-suffering television-obsessed moron into negotiations with foreign leaders. Donald Trump will reliably regurgitate the opinions and talking points of whoever last made him feel good about himself. Whether in China, to Putin, or among his own staff, give the jackass two scoops of ice cream and praise his innovatively architectural hairstyle and he will come out of the meeting agreeing with whatever you'd like him to.
Roy Moore could give this man a Toblerone and a Hallmark card and Trump would be demanding pedophilia be legalized by the time the next Fox & Friends came on. And it probably wouldn't take a Toblerone.