On the night before Halloween, all Iowa kids go out trick or treating. It is known as Beggar’s Night and the kid has to tell you a joke before you give them candy. It is very, very Midwestern. This Beggar’s Night also saw the end of my Trump cleanse when Garrison Keillor published a great piece that I saw in the Chicago Tribune. So, I say it is open season on the Donald again.
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Now I am obviously no Garrison Keillor. I get that. But the master reached through the muck to hook me once again. I am back at outrage that this man sits in the Oval and that there will someday be a Library with all of his tweets and such. I can’t f***ing believe that I have to refer to him as our president. We are better than this. Or at least we have the potential to be, perhaps for a limited amount of time.
When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday, Mr. Trump called me on the phone, crying like a baby, and begged me to endorse him. I said, "You're already president, Mr. President. You were elected." He said, "I'd still like your endorsement." I have a recording of the phone call. It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown. I was very very nice about it. Very nice. But New Yorkers love dogs and he does not. There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.
Keillor lays it all out and expertly skewers the Donald on all fronts with the best snark I have seen in the no good, very difficult, just plain crummy year of the Donald.
He is NOT A NICE PERSON and so the name Trump is as popular as herpes these days. Trumpet players have taken up the cornet. Card players refer to the lead suit as the jump suit. Tramps prefer to be called hoboes, town dumps are now refuse heaps, and girls named Dawn are becoming Cheryls. To residents of his crummy building on Fifth Avenue, it's now known as Chump Tower because it's caused so much grief and tragedy for people. It wasn't constructed — it was fabricated. FABRICATED. Plywood modules shipped down from Canada and installed by minimum-wage temps from Hoboken. I can prove this. I have documentation. The wind whistles through the tower at night, roaches the size of rats. Ask anybody.
And it just keeps coming. The piece is not very long so I highly suggest you read it for yourself.
He quit holding rallies in stadiums because nobody wants to go hear a loser brag about his manliness for an hour, you can hear that in any barroom. Only places he can draw a crowd are rural areas where billboards are riddled with bullet holes, shot by men angry because they can't read. He is so over. Totally irrelevant, exhausted, flamed out. The sleepytime eyes and la-di-da hair and the tweet-tweet-tweet say it all. Real men don't tweet. Ask anybody. We bark, we protest, we thunder, condemn, denounce, we give 'em hell, sometimes we post. Wimps tweet. And now the perps are going to start walking and talking. And the fat lady is waiting in the wings.
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