So many people — so many — seem upset about potential conflicts of interest with the Trump White House that I thought I’d try and help.
Why fight it? Join the Orange Side. Feel the POWER.
Oh sure, if ONLY Trump’s family profits we have a problem…..but what if We The People also get something out of this? The white house website already gets a lot of traffic — why not use it for the good of the public?
Have something to sell? Why not go to Whitehouse.gov/ebay
Are you an artist or craftsperson? Try whitehouse.gov/etsy
Got some cheap shiny crap to sell ? List it on Whitehouse.gov/QVC
And if you have garage full of old junk sell it on Whitehouse.gov/donaldslist
Life is so much easier if you just give up on ethics & reason. Feel better already don’t you?
To request that you can also use the white house for financial gain, simple use this handly link:
www.whitehouse.gov/…
You will see that my plan is a great plan. Probably the best plan. Ever. Period.
Now get to work and contact the white House and ask how you too can benefit by selling your “stuff” on the whitehouse website.