Yo, hello!
I’m sorry I haven’t been around for a few days. I was legit freaking the fuck out over potential nuclear war with North Korea, so I was sorta emotionally unavailable.
(Heh. Understatement of the century.)
I have a serious diary I want to work on, but until I get better — I have been sick for several days with an awful cold that could be leading towards either bronchitis or walking pneumonia — I would rather concentrate on the funnies and the awesomes because I am sick, goddamnit! Humor me, please!
Let us start off with Macklemore because, ya know, why not?
Have you ever seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang? It’s a cute little action movie that restarted Robert Downey Jr.’s career again after all that drug shit. It’s pretty damned good, if you ask me. Here is a clip of Val Kilmer being aggressively snarky. :P
Eddie Izzard. No introduction needed, obvs.
Here’s Coldplay, featuring Queen Bey, in India. The cinematography in this video is effing fantastic — it’s truly visually stunning. And this is neither here nor there but I’m fairly certain Indian people are literally the most beautiful people on the face of the Earth.
Ha, remember this? Apparently, it’s the 10th anniversary for “The Landlord” this week. Sadly, it looks like Funny Or Die censored it, but oh well. :P That Pearl sure is a pistol! Holy shit, the internet has a past now, how weird is that?!
Babies! We all need more baby cuteness in our lives. God, though, that music is terrible!
Dancing, because reasons. Who runs the world? GIRLS! :P
And here’s Michelle Obama dancing with both of those SYTYCD peeps (Jasmine and Comfort, along with the rest of the SYTYCD “big wigs”) at the Easter Egg Roll in 2015. OMFG, can you even IMAGINE Melania Trump doing this?! Of course you can’t, because Michelle O. is a fucking goddess!
Happy Easter and Passover, to those who celebrate! Because of my fun illness, my own family has rescheduled Easter for next weekend, lol. I have no appetite, so it’s cool with me either way. Heh.