Cuckoldry. Douchebaggery. That’s it.
We’re the poor sod who just watched his girlfriend go home with the Douchebag at the bar.
Are you a Senator, riding a bus because you were summoned to the white house? You are a cuck, and he’s cuckolding you and laughing at you.
Did you buy a MAGA hat, and chant “Lock Her Up”, and now you’re wondering why that guy you worship didn’t lock her up? Yeah, he’s the Douchebag at the bar banging your girlfriend in the bathroom. You feel honored, because you’re a cuck.
Did you chant “Build the Wall(Tm)” and “It just got 10 feet higher”? Well you now love the fact that you are supposed to pay for it instead of those Mexicans. He’s laughing at your submissiveness. He knew you would, because you were the stupid person who bought the whole birther thing.
Do you rationalize the lies “I take him seriously, but not literally”. “That’s just Donald being Donald”. “He has to give the tax cuts to the job creators”. Yeah, give all that money you earned to your pimp. It’s his, you know. You slept with those guys to earn it for him, Maybe next time he’ll give you a cut. Maybe.
Are you a Senator from Texas, and you’re pissed at him for insulting your wife? Cuck. Make those phone calls and pose for the most emasculating photo of the last year.
Gee - Let’s check out what kind of awesome stuff he did today. Did he mangle a sentence? Did he golf? Did he insult one of our friends? Let’s show ourselves to be completely submissive thralls and try to make sense of his latest insane statement. Maybe we should even freak out that he might start a war. Because he’s awesome.
I know you guys know this - he’s a weak, worthless, incompetent idiot. His words mean nothing. He only wants money and attention. If he hadn’t been born of money, he’d be stocking the shelves at WalMart this week, but then quitting, because he thinks he’s earned the glorious CEO position and they just aren’t respecting him enough. Orange buffoon.
I used to marvel at the number of Republican gays. I understand now. I don’t get it, but I understand it. There are so many people who either want to be screwed by him, or have someone they love be screwed by him. Cuckoldry abounds.
/rant off