Have you heard? Republicans just yesterday voted to “rethink” their interpretation of the Constitution in accord with the ten commandments. Here’s the new Constitution:
I You shall have no other gods (but money) before the rich.
II You shall not bow down for anyone who is not rich.
III You shall not take the name of any rich person in vain.
IV Remember every Sunday, to observe it wholly in the service of rich people.
V Honor your fellow Republican.
VI You shall not murder a fellow Republican.
VII You shall not commit adultery with anyone other than another Republican.
VIII You SHALL steal from anyone who is poor, female, non-white, non-Dominionist, and anyone else we wanna add on later.
IX You SHALL bear false witness against anyone other than another Republican.
X You shall not covet except to enrich yourself or have an opportunity to steal from others in order to enrich those richer than yourself.