This is a completely fabricated story, but hear me out.
Republicans have been falling over themselves all day trying to make the “but nothing happened” argument stick. Imagine for a moment if this went down:
Donald receives an email from a pimp informing him that he has beautiful Russian lady who can make him very happy. “I’d love it”, Donald responds enthusiastically. He quickly arranges to meet this mystery lady of the night. The next morning Donald meets the person in his tower, but all she wants to do is talk about adoptions. Donald gets frustrated and leaves. Later that year, Donald’s wife confronts him about the email she found on his laptop. Donald explains that nothing happened. His wife, relieved, tells Donald that he’s a quality person and she admires his transparency. And they all lived happily ever after.
Anything wrong with this picture?