Dirty Donald Trump loves dirty money, laundered by Russian oligarchs and banking pals to prop up his empire;
Dirty Donald loves to sit in a dirty coal bin telling his uninformed, Fox News base that climate change is a hoax, while trying to convince simple-minded folks that coal-based particulates spewing from smokestacks are clean and healthy;
Dirty Donald promises the return of coal mining and manufacturing jobs, and then gets his fingers dirty from the ink by signing regulations (not passed by Congress) that do absolutely nothing constructive;
Dirty Donald is a germaphobe, wanting to always feel clean but rather feels dirty when people threaten to infect him with their cooties;
Dirty Donald likes to play dirty tricks on contractors and subcontractors by “negotiating down” their contracts by half, usually less, after they’ve completed the job and haven’t been paid, threatening long and expensive delays (for them) via court action if they don’t cave;
Dirty Donald loves to dig up dirt on his adversaries, hurl it against the wall, and play around with what sticks;
Dirty Donald is a dirty old pervert when at his pageants, and when not;
Dirty Donald has stunk up the Oval Office so bad with dirty politics by character assassination that no one outside his clique can stand the stench.
In short, he’s Dirty Donald, being all he can be. But we, too, can be all we can be by getting a judge to block Dirty Donald’s recess appointment (using in-chamber testimony by whoever leaked the true purpose of Dirty Donald firing Sessions) for getting an AG installed whose only job will be to fire Bob Mueller and create the biggest political shi**orm in U.S. history.
Surely there’s a law against such blatant obstruction of justice, and Dirty Donald needs to abide by it.
Just sayin’