You know, we we’re all painfully aware that not only Trump, but the entire White House press shop is full of shit, but the way this is going, I can see shit filing a defamation suit against the whole damn bunch of them. And shit would quite likely collect a bigger payday from His Lowness than the gullible fools in the Trump U case.
Right now Sarah Sideways honestly doesn’t know whether she’s coming or going. Yesterday, in response to a question about how Trump rebuilds his trustworthiness with the media and the public, she said something about him “going out there and being forthright and transparent, just like he does every day”. And she actually said this with a straight face, silent because she couldn’t have been heard over the thunderous sound of eye rolling anyway. The woman literally has no shame.
Today was more of the same daily stop of the Bullshit Express. A reporter gave Sarah a chance to speak for herself, asking what her strategy at the podium as Press Secretary was, and she first emphatically assured all and sundry that she would never even let a fib pass her lips, much less a lie, and then said that she strove on a daily basis to be as honest as she possibly could. This from a woman who had just defended her boss by explaining that he didn’t “lie” about his nonexistent phone conversation with the head of the Boy Scouts, telling him he was the greatest oracle since Cicero, because the nonexistent conversations took place in person. The fact that neither conversation took place means there was no “lie” cuz, you know, Trump.
When you start every briefing desperately trying to hide behind the Pampers of your three toddlers by bringing them up immediately, you are not dealing from a position of strength. But for a woman who professes endless love and devotion to her children, I find it slightly odd that she has no compunctions at all about comporting herself in a manner that she preaches against daily to her own kids. If Sarah’s kids acted at home the way Sarah does behind the podium, they would all have to be home schooled since they’d never be allowed out of the corner for their blatant lying.
One thing I’ll say about Sean Spicer, he was straight up front about it. He’d spout out enough pure, unadulterated 100% bullshit to cover the north 40, and then just give that “look”, you could see it in his eyes, almost saying” Hey guys, I gotta say this shit or the Tangelo Nightmare will fire my ass”. Sarah Sideways stands there looking for all the world like a Bishop reading from the book of Saint Compost. What capped it for me was her one plus minute temper tantrum yesterday by once again trying to shift Russia over to the Democrats, the Ukrainians funding Democratic PAC’s, Hillary giving nuke shit to Russia, taking bribes. When I was a kid, those people stood on soapboxes in parks with a megaphone until somebody made a movie about them with mel Gibson in it.
I’m just glad that I won’t have to be sitting in the living room when her kids watch old DVD’s of her greatest podium hits, turn to her with wide, wondering eyes, and ask, “Mom, why did you used to lie all the time when you told us every day how bad it was to lie?” The sad part is that I can already guess her answer, “Those weren’t ‘lies’ honey, Uncle Donald said it, and I was just repeating it for all of those stupid, nosy people in the room”. Just another fuckin’ soulless GOP hypocriter.