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"Texas," Trump tweets, "is heeling fast"
— His command of English, as usual, half-assed:
Though unpresidential, not "unpresidented,"
To quote a word he himself had invented;
"Covfefe" as well at this point springs to mind.
But in so many cases one will find
A Freudian slip the truth reveals
Even with something as lowly as heels.
In fact, in this instance we saw some before,
Those someone wore we could not ignore.
I hope their owner would not take offence
Were we to contrast her with Mrs. Pence,
Whose humble black flats were better for splashing
About in the muck, though surely less dashing.
What I'm suggesting is Trump in his tweeting
Unconsciously thought of that image competing
(The one of the heels each shaped like a knife
Worn by his beautiful, elegant wife)
With the one that he so wished to impart
Of a President showing that he had a heart.