Breaking news coming in over the wire:
Source: Lindsey Graham Has Been ‘Disappeared’
WASHINGTON (Rooters) — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) may have been placed in the federal Witness Protection Program, according to at least two sources, following reports that he was present at a White House meeting where President Donald Trump called Haiti and several Central American and African nations “shithole countries.”
Reporters seeking to track down Graham to confirm Trump’s comments were unable to locate the senator. A member of Graham’s Senate staff who wished to remain anonymous said that Graham would be “unavailable for comment.” When asked why, the staffer said, “Um, well, he’s a, he’s a, he’s been placed in the Witness Protection Program! Yeah, that’s it!”
The staffer then directed reporters to a second source who said, “Senator Graham won’t be available to answer questions because he has been moved to former Vice President Cheney’s secure, secret bunker as part of the Witness Protection Program.”
When asked why Senator Graham was moved to this location, the source said, unprompted, “What meeting with President Trump?” The source then refused to answer any further questions.