With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan….
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
I’m reinventing politics, and you all should believe the hype
Because I am the President of the most bigly superpower
(Just don’t show that video of me getting a golden shower!)
I won an election that was very very thrillery
And so I just might put in jail that crooked loser Hillary
I had a bigly crowd at my inaugural festivity
Rumors to the contrary are left-wing negativity!
Rumors to the contrary are left-wing negativity!
Rumors to the contrary are left-wing negativity!
Rumors to the contrary are left-wing negativitivity!
I have nothing but contempt for diplomatic protocol
And so my tweets are short and sweet, no need for all that fooferall
Don’t believe the rumors that I’m stealing all that I can swipe
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
Don’t believe the rumors that he’s stealing all that he can swipe
He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
I haven’t read Wolff’s book just yet, but I am rather sure it’s tripe
I barely read at all, in fact, but that’s no liability
I get my news from Fox and Friends, who know of my ability!
I learn stuff all about the world by daily watching Hannity
To trust in any other source would be, I say, insanity
All the other channels are fake news that’s very treacherous
Like global warming, Russia-gate, and rumors that I’m lecherous!
Like global warming, Russia-gate, and rumors that he’s lecherous!
Like global warming, Russia-gate, and rumors that he’s lecherous!
Like global warming, Russia-gate, and rumors that he’s lecher-echerous!!!!
I’m good friends with Putin, he’s my muse in thing political
(And he’s got some kompromat, it’s secrecy is critical!)
Though Burlesconi and Hugo Chavez are more my archetype
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
Though Burlesconi and Hugo Chavez are more his archetype
He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
Administ’ring the government, it is a bit like hunting snipe
Kim Jong Un looks up to me, he’s jealous of my button’s size
(That’s not the only thing I’ve got that yuge, you won’t believe your eyes!)
Although his fawning entourage is something that I sorely lack
My underlings they kiss my ass but then they stab me in the back
And then there is Bob Mueller and the great Deep State conspiracy
The notion that I’m in hock to Comrade Putin, it is heresy!
The notion that he’s in hock to Comrade Putin, it is heresy!
The notion that he’s in hock to Comrade Putin, it is heresy!
The notion that he’s in hock to Comrade Putin, it is here-heresy!
But my lawyers tell me it will all be over real quick
They’re gonna make arrangements so that I can do my “your fired!” shtick
But people underestimate my talents, that’s my only gripe
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius type
But people underestimate his talents, that’s his only gripe
He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius type