After launching his latest irresistibly mockable Tweet-decoys to keep us occupied, Dear Leader has scurried off to an all-hands-on-deck meeting of Absolutely Everyone Important in his administration at Camp David this weekend to tear into the Halloween bag of investigative loot they just bullied out of the DOJ.
Thus armed, The ‘Resident, the Vice ‘Resident, his Chief of Staff, Director of Legislative Affairs, Director of Political Affairs, 5 Assistants to the ‘Resident including Nazi Zombie-Borg Stephen Miller, Senate Majority Leader McConnell, Speaker Ryan, Majority Whips Cornyn & Scalise, House Majority Leader McCarthy, The Secretaries of State, Defense, Homeland Security, Education, CIA, Office of Management & Budget, EPA, Transportation have all been summoned to an apocalyptically evil Camp David slumber party to choreograph the moves and messaging that will set loose the final disemboweling of the investigation into Russian Asse(t)s d’Orange.
Every swamp rat, snake, leech and ‘gator of consequence has been outfitted in swamp-monster footie pajamas for this all-nighter.
All except one. Attorney General Beauregard Sessions. For some reason, the twisted Keebler elf wasn’t invited.
Can you guess why?
After the third GOP in Congress has called for Sessions’ resignation, and after Lindsey Graham has jettisoned all pretense of protecting the Russia probe, after GOP’s in Congress have recommended Chris Steele for criminal prosecution, after the DOJ has been ordered to re-investigate the Clinton Foundation and Hillary’s emails, Congress has signaled their go-ahead to Putin’s Chief Stooge to clear the way for a new Attorney General who can neuter Rosenstein and gut Mueller’s investigation once and for all.
As a final ironic coup de grace, Il Douche might even use Sessions’ perjury to Congress about meeting with Russians as a basis for giving him the axe.
So now we know it’s coming. What are we gonna do about it?