Lately I've been reading comments on various websites suggesting that your income tax forms have a check box so you can have your share of taxes denied to immigrants, women seeking abortions and just about anything you might be opposed to paying for. Yup, you oppose helping anyone you don't like or want in the country? Get a check box so your share of taxes don't have to go towards [Insert your pet peeve here]!
Well then, GREAT IDEA! Where's my check box to deny the much needed financial help to those unfortunate millionaires and billionaires who suffer daily at the hands of people like myself who actually lives the high life of $750 per month to live on thanks to the extraordinarily generous SSI program that robs, yes ROBS those unfortunate filthy, stinking, rotten, rich people of their hard earned cash! After all, they work harder than the rest of us.
When I was still able to work everyday unloading trucks, doing menial labor, lifting heavy objects until my back gave in it simply paled in comparison to the extremely hard work the filthy rich have always had to endure sitting behind a desk pushing pens and those extraordinarily heavy pieces of paper and clicking their keyboards to earn millions upon millions. Do the math. Back as a young man I worked earning around $5 an hour making a whopping $10,400 per year while many millionaires at the same time period worked at least a MILLION TIMES HARDER than I could have ever possibly worked. Imagine that! Imagine unloading trucks and earning millions! That's a lot of truck unloading!
Of course the argument is that they work a million times smarter than I ever worked. By that standard, them being a million times smarter it's purely a miracle that I can even read and write much less even so much as figure out how to breathe.
No, it's obvious that they work a million times harder AND a million times smarter than the rest of us. We shouldn't even deserve fingers on the ends of our hands for Christ sake!
Anyway, back to check boxes so we don't have to pay for [insert pet peeve] I want my check box so I don't have to pay for their much needed tax breaks since they only have to work a million times harder and smarter than the rest of us.