Sometimes I just gotta’ express myself in verse! So here’s my latest song, written as a way for me to vent my anger and frustration at the awful fornicator-in-chief defiling our nation’s White House.
(Yes, I have a melody in my head for it, but it doesn’t translate to this medium, so I invite you to apply your own melodies to it.) And please do feel free to add your own verses in the comments!
For your commiseration and amusement:
An Open Letter to Trump
written by bethann
(Note: All double entendre intended)
Refrain (sung before, after and between each verse)
I’m not tryin’ to get in your face
or invade your personal deep space,
but here you are on my turf
despoiling the Earth.
You really need to back off, you jack-off.
Get real, or get out of the way.
‘Cause no-one wants to play
in your sandbox today!
Verse 1
You are vile, you are cruel,
and you think you can rule
like a third rate banana despot.
You put children in cages,
and that really enrages
anyone who is not a bigot.
Verse 2
You deny what is real
as you’re trying to steal
what Americans fought to preserve.
You tell lies to distract
while the Russians still hack.
One day you’ll get just what you deserve!
Verse 3
Your nepotistic appointments
are not “Caesar’s anointments”.
You are not immune under our laws!
But Bob Mueller is working
to uncover your jerking,
so democracy’s only on “pause”.
Verse 4
As the people cry out,
you sow hatred and doubt,
tryin’ to change what we all think and feel.
But your circus of hate
won’t stand up to the state
when convictions get suddenly real!
Verse 5
Your huge grift is outrageous,
and your treason’s contagious,
all while Putin’s still pulling your strings.
But the people have spoken
and our courage awoken.
So we’ll see what November’s vote brings!
Author’s note: By the way, I hear it sung to a calypso beat.
“Boom chi-ca chi-ca, boom boom chi-ca chi-ca”