I hope everyone took time this week to give thanks that those trying to destroy America from within are such hopeless buffoons. As the holiday weekend draws to a close, let’s all take a few moments to laugh at their dumbassery.
up early to rake some forests #MAGAâ Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) November 18, 2018
up early to rake some forests #MAGA
Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America.â John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 18, 2018
Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America.
2018: "Browns interested in interviewing Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job, source tells ESPN."2019: Cleveland Browns apologize after ISIS wins Super Bowlâ ááµÂá â´âµ CHAOS POTUS (@thetomzone) November 18, 2018
2018: "Browns interested in interviewing Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job, source tells ESPN."2019: Cleveland Browns apologize after ISIS wins Super Bowl
I wanna see a new season of The OC where Sandy is like "I'm a public defender" and everyone's like "That's awesome man fuck the police" pic.twitter.com/4IK4cszLMFâ Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) November 18, 2018
I wanna see a new season of The OC where Sandy is like "I'm a public defender" and everyone's like "That's awesome man fuck the police" pic.twitter.com/4IK4cszLMF
If a tree falls in the forestAnd only @realDonaldTrump is there to hear itDoes he rake the floor?â Ken Olin (@kenolin1) November 18, 2018
If a tree falls in the forestAnd only @realDonaldTrump is there to hear itDoes he rake the floor?
If that cake is the best you can do under capitalism, this is going to be easier than I thought pic.twitter.com/YuG1SJWRadâ jordan (@JordanUhl) November 19, 2018
If that cake is the best you can do under capitalism, this is going to be easier than I thought pic.twitter.com/YuG1SJWRad
"In fact, I would say, I'm not mad, I'm actually laughing. A-huh. A-hagh! Well, you know what laughter sounds like." https://t.co/PTN9YWaGaVâ Turmonken (@VitruvianMonkey) November 18, 2018
"In fact, I would say, I'm not mad, I'm actually laughing. A-huh. A-hagh! Well, you know what laughter sounds like." https://t.co/PTN9YWaGaV
Donald Trump was so upset about Ivanka Trump using a private email server, he stopped sexting her on his unsecured cellphone.â Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) November 20, 2018
Donald Trump was so upset about Ivanka Trump using a private email server, he stopped sexting her on his unsecured cellphone.
Women: overwhelmingly leading the resistance to rising fascism in the United StatesMen: doing pretty good at Scrabble https://t.co/U1jcPc4LULâ Leah Greenberg (@Leahgreenb) November 18, 2018
Women: overwhelmingly leading the resistance to rising fascism in the United StatesMen: doing pretty good at Scrabble https://t.co/U1jcPc4LUL
I will tell you this: Russia, if youâÂÂre listening, I hope youâÂÂre able to find Ivanka Trumps emails that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.â YS (@NYinLA2121) November 20, 2018
I will tell you this: Russia, if youâÂÂre listening, I hope youâÂÂre able to find Ivanka Trumps emails that are missing, I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
Acosta won, but I'm worried for the WH press corps. They replaced the microphone with a conch.â Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 20, 2018
Acosta won, but I'm worried for the WH press corps. They replaced the microphone with a conch.
Forgive me for asking...Who are you? https://t.co/fVs1uqqTs3â Stacie (@h8Wankmaggot45) November 20, 2018
Forgive me for asking...Who are you? https://t.co/fVs1uqqTs3
If you really believe the media is fake news, now is your chance to eat all the lettuce. https://t.co/FcECWp6Jn3â Jane McManus (@janesports) November 21, 2018
If you really believe the media is fake news, now is your chance to eat all the lettuce. https://t.co/FcECWp6Jn3
when you want that special man in your life to smell like a puddle of Aqua Net, Big Mac sauce and flopsweat pic.twitter.com/zWmHHqdWajâ shauna (@goldengateblond) November 21, 2018
when you want that special man in your life to smell like a puddle of Aqua Net, Big Mac sauce and flopsweat pic.twitter.com/zWmHHqdWaj
Where can I get a nice steam powered vibrator? You have to be a real Einstein to work these electromagnetic ones, itâÂÂs just too much.â Mariya Alexander (@MariyaAlexander) November 23, 2018
Where can I get a nice steam powered vibrator? You have to be a real Einstein to work these electromagnetic ones, itâÂÂs just too much.
Thanksgiving with the Trumps was pretty normal until the President said he was thankful for IvankaâÂÂs tasty biscuits.â SteveMillerFightClub (@StephenMillerFC) November 22, 2018
Thanksgiving with the Trumps was pretty normal until the President said he was thankful for IvankaâÂÂs tasty biscuits.
Just 0% of my cats believe I should feed my dogs, according to my latest poll https://t.co/IfmHsxYfKRâ LOLGOPð (@LOLGOP) November 23, 2018
Just 0% of my cats believe I should feed my dogs, according to my latest poll https://t.co/IfmHsxYfKR
Thoughts and prayers. https://t.co/Ta6YalzMOHâ The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) November 24, 2018
Thoughts and prayers. https://t.co/Ta6YalzMOH
still find it weird that we figured out that ted cruz is the zodiac killer and yet he still is a US senator smdhâ Atrios (@Atrios) November 24, 2018
still find it weird that we figured out that ted cruz is the zodiac killer and yet he still is a US senator smdh
the venn diagram of men that support trump and men that buy the "get a 10 inch penis guaranteed" pills from pornhub is a circleâ m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) November 24, 2018
the venn diagram of men that support trump and men that buy the "get a 10 inch penis guaranteed" pills from pornhub is a circle
petition to change the national anthem to Yakety Sax because that's the only way any of this makes senseâ Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) November 23, 2018
petition to change the national anthem to Yakety Sax because that's the only way any of this makes sense