Note: This is a trigger warning for anyone who has lost loved ones in the GLOBAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
It’s that time of year again. Maybe you buy a Christmas tree. Maybe you polish a Menorah. Maybe you set up some kinara candles. Maybe you don’t do any of that stuff, and you search for deals on new televisions.* Last night Tucker Carlson, whose show—let’s call it, Being Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, and Intellectually Dishonest with Tucker Carlson—has taken a shellacking of late, with at least a baker’s dozen of advertisers running away in droves, did what he does, which is blathering away.
At the midway point of his show, Tucker decided to remind everyone what time of year it is. You guessed it: It’s the WAR ON CHRISTMAS time of year!
Tucker: Well, the War on Christmas is not real. They tell you all the time, it’s totally fake. And if you believe in it you're dumb. You watch Fox News or something. But it's also, of course, going on and it's being fought very fiercely here in America. But not just in America. The War on Christmas is a global struggle. In the parliament of Scotland—they have a national parliament—the coffee shop has stopped selling gingerbread men. Why? Gender-specific. They're now called gingerbread people.
Every time Tucker Carlson turns a shade of red, an angel gets their GENDER-NON-SPECIFIC WINGS! Tucker brought on right-wing radio “personality” Tammy Bruce to discuss this overseas conflict in the War on Christmas. If you don’t remember Fox News contributor Tammy Bruce, you can read about how she called newly elected President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle “trash”
shortly after they took office. Well, ol’ Mrs. Double First Names Tammy Bruce was almost inconsolable in reporting the carnage being visited upon good old Saint Nick!
Bruce: The left has worked now for a couple of generations to condition us to, ahead of time, worry about what we're going to say. … So this baker, she said it was a whim that she just thought, like for no good reason, that she should not call them gingerbread men and called them a gingerbread person. And I couldn't tell obviously because they're also not wearing clothes so it's hard to say what it is that they are and what they're doing, what they're not doing.
I’ll give your eyes a break as Bruce Tammy is having a tough time putting her thoughts together on this one. She’s probably just having a hard time, having spent so many of her waking hours trying to thwart the left-wing agents in the War on Christmas.
Tammy: She said she was also shocked by the response—and that's the good news, Tucker.
Why is it good news? Because it means that the forces for Christmas have had enough!!!!
Bruce: This is in, again, in Scotland, the United Kingdom. And the backlash—she was apparently shocked—that people were really upset about this, and I contend—after a series of, you know, living your entire life being kind of bullied into what you can and cannot say and presumptions that you’re bad people—that it can be the smallest thing that tips you over the edge. That's it! That's the tipping point! And in this case it's, you know, calling gingerbread men a gingerbread person, when obviously they're men!
Tammy Tammy Bruce Bruce goes on to say that we need to stop conforming to this tyranny! It’s pretty sad, really. Remember how Donald Trump flew his version of the “Mission Accomplished” flag last year?
I guess their fearless leader was wrong.
The War on Christmas portion of the video starts around the 30-minute mark. Enjoy, but protect your screen from your fist!
*How many televisions can they make and put on sale????