Donald Trump Jr. famously earned the nickname “Fredo” while working on his father’s campaign. But Trump holds a measure of contempt for all kids, not just his own. I’m not saying Trump wants to take Don Jr. out in a motorboat and whack him, but the kid better watch his back if he ever gets within three feet of an abandoned well or coal mine.
But don’t take my word for it. This eye-opening tweet from Vote Vets is all the evidence you’ll ever need that Trump is basically the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang — only without the winsome grin and keen fashion sense:
This is the same guy who tried to get his gravely ill infant grandnephew thrown off his insurance … out of spite. So, yeah, he’s always been like this. But now his depravity affects millions of kids, not just the ones he’s related to.
If only they were all hot like Ivanka.
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