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The News of this Hour 5-7-18
by
Alfredo Martin Bravo de Rueda Espejo
Community
(This content is not subject to review by Daily Kos staff prior to publication.)
Sunday, May. 06, 2018
Sunday, May. 06, 2018
at
3:55:54pm PDT
These are the news of this hour:
1. Donald Trump drops Mike Pence and picks reality TV celebrity Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty as Vice President. 'He represents the Real America,'Trump said. Robertson is confident of the ticket’s triumph in 2018, which, according to him, was revealed to him by God in a dream. His press secretary later declared that he meant 2020 and that the correction was in itself proof of divine intervention.
2. Melania Trump had no comments about sources relabeling her as the 'Russian Sarah Palin.' When asked what a legal immigrant is, she answered 'Somebody who goes through the legal process consisting on… Donald choosing you…from a catalog.' Then she adamantly stated: 'I know what I am talking about! I speak from experience!” It was later revealed that this was intended by the White House as a distraction from the Stormy Daniels scandal.
3. In other news, Sarah Palin declared to be honored by Trump's declarations considering the former governor in his short list for new Secretary of Education. 'It's going to be a real opportunity to teach our children to speak American, the red, white and blue… not a ponyride. I mean, a real mavericky...”
4. Former prowrestler Paul Bearer denied to have impersonated or supporting West Virginia candidate Don Blankenship.
5. Finally, Ted Cruzis rejoining the Senate in a week, after a short vacation. Despitethe Republican primaries ahead of him, the conservative candidate declared that he has joined forces with fellow Republicans Rick Santorum, Tom DeLay and Lindsey Graham to form the “Anti-Gay League to defend American Conservative Values.” The group will initially meet in the Heritage Institute until it finds its own headquarters in North West Washington, D.C. Senator Cruz declared that the members of the League were firm believers in 'Pray the Gay' techniques. “Not until we met to talk socially before the primaries, we realized how frequently the Devil attacks our personal relationship with the Lord through dreams of men with wide shoulders, thick legs and strong hands... This attack on our faith is more frequent that anybody could think. That's why we are creating this League, to save Americans from these same evil dreams... through prayer, … with the help of our Lord Jesus Christ” declared the former Republican Presidential candidate.