Step 1: Hire evil Pepperidge Farm spokesman John Bolton as your national security adviser.
Step 2: Withdraw the U.S. from the Iran nuclear deal.
Step 3: Reimpose sanctions.
Step 4: Act outraged when Iran, facing an existential crisis and with no real reason not to, resumes its nuclear weapons program.
Step 5: Come up with a bunch of phony reasons why we need to act decisively to halt Iran’s WMD program.
Step 6: Send the sons and daughters of your most loyal supporters to the Middle East. Again.
I mean, come on! You didn’t really think they’d be sending an army of libtards to Persia, didja? We’re all laid up with Tide Pod poisoning and psychosomatic bone spurs.
Oh, and those crumbs Trump’s followers got via his tax scam? What do you think happens when Iran’s contribution to global oil supply suddenly dries up? Gas prices will soar, and Large-Ass’ largesse will evaporate, and then some.
Hey, but at least they get to scream “snowflake!” a couple more times before their kids are paralyzed.
Enjoy yourself while you can, Trump supporter. A (sand) storm’s a comin’.
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