What do you do with the man
Who wants a new war
He dodged the one he could have fought in
Because his footsies were sore
Somebody took his place then
And came home in a box
While the coward stayed easy at home
With all of the spine of a lox
What do you do with a dotard
Who needs to use a bomb
To show he's got balls
To prove he's not dumb
Please let us know
What you'd do if you see him
Before the word "TRUMP"
Adorns a global mausoleum.