“Tom Arnold saves America” would be the most bizarre, Dadaistic, out-there headline since “Trump elected president,” but you could soon see a version of it if all goes as planned. (Well, these are Tom Arnold’s plans, so don’t get too excited. But hey, any port in a storm.)
From The Hill:
Comedian Tom Arnold said he is angling to "keep pressure" on President Trump in an effort to get the real estate mogul to resign the presidency "before he really destroys" it or the country.
“My goal is for Donald Trump to resign before he really destroys — you know, to keep pressure on him," Arnold told Politico's "Off Message" podcast. "And I think that you will see that, as shocking as it is, that I am keeping pressure on him."
If only he’d gotten started a bit earlier. After all, it was clear Trump wanted to destroy the country about 15 minutes after he hopped off that escalator. But at least Arnold’s pitching for the right side now.
Arnold told Politico that he's hoping to use behind-the-scenes footage of Trump during his tenure on NBC's "The Apprentice" to offer a glimpse to the American public of who the president is behind the scenes.
"My whole goal, really, is to get one 12-hour day of the boardrooms shoot," Arnold said. "Because if America could see that, they’d know what’s going on in the White House right now, how incompetent the guy is. That’s really my goal."
"It’s not to hear one N-word," he continued. "And by the way, you’d hear much worse than that."
If you can’t see “how incompetent the guy is” now, you don’t have a brain. Which is why it’s so important to get these tapes released — after all, Trump supporters need to understand what we’re up against too.
Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d write: Godspeed, Tom Arnold; please, save our country.
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