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**You didn’t write The Art of the Deal. Tony Schwartz did. As your publisher admitted, “Trump didn’t write a postcard for us!”
Have a safe and (hopefully Trump-free) holiday everyone!
UPDATE: Someone with a fourth-grade education or higher told him to fix his tweet — because presidents simply shouldn’t be this dumb. Here’s the original, brought to you by the magic of rudimentary computer skills:
UPDATE ON THE UPDATE: Actually, he didn’t correct it. He just reposted it — this time with the correct homonym.
AND A QUESTION: Is stupid, ungrammatical shit Trump tweets out while drunk on his own pheromones protected under the Presidential Records Act? If so, his idiocy will be preserved for posterity.
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Yo! Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing is now available at Amazon! Buy there (or at one of the other fine online retailers carrying it), or be square.