(Profanity warning)
There once was a stupid fascist president.
Who paid prostitutes to pee on a bed he rented.
When he got home, he tweeted on his phone,
Then he went to jail for the rest of his (ahem...clearing throat) -
motherfuckin', pathetic, plastic, sorry-ass, dishonest, dumb-ass, moronic, apathetic, fake, foolish, bastardized, butt-headed, imbecilic, hell-spawned, idiotic, shit, piss-pourin', pimping, knob-headed, lawless, stupid, shameless, shit-bagged, racist, ignorant, asshole, illegitimate, pre-adolescent, shit-magnetized, pricked, predatory, piss-artist, lying, dumb, deceptive, butt-hole, abusive, fascist, nut-sacked, sexist, two-faced, clusterfucked, useless, patriarchal, raping, criminal, dark, incesting, malevolent, empty, and evil life.
The context in which the listener must hear these lyrics, highlighting ignorance of white supremacy and sexism, is satire. To illustrate from Free Dictionary, "mimicry of someone's individual manner in a humorous or satirical way," to ridicule the evil impulses of "Trump men and women" that force their will on Native Americans, African Americans, Hispanic People, women, LGBT Communities, and anyone who is not white and not of the Dominant Culture. In other words, Neo-Nazis, KKK, and religious fundamentalists who even the Pope disapproves of.
"I'm a Trump Man (Satire)"
(intro)
I ain’t no communist,
And I ain’t no socialist,
But you, you’re a fascist,
I’m gonna blow you away.
(chorus)
I’m a Trump Man,
Of the good ‘ol USA.
If you don’t do what I want,
I’m gonna blow you away.
(break)
Don’t want no black man,
In that White House.
I like my Confederate Flag,
In my front lawn.
Don’t want no Latino woman,
In the highest court in the land.
You know we victimized white males,
Can still use a helpin' hand.
(chorus)
Thank God for my knife,
Thank God for my gun.
I’m gonna blow you straight to hell,
Before this day is done.
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Tr*mp slithers into a strip club,
orders a drink called a "Thin Skin," and sits down at perv row. After trying to grab the dancer; he spills it on himself. The dancer says, "Look, you got your thin skin all over you!"
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