5. Georgie Porgie
Georgie Porgie, puddin’ and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
With #metoo here to stay
See the bad boys put away
6. Citizen, Citizens
Are you hearing, are you hearing
Citizen, Citizens
Alarm bells are ringing, alarm bells are ringing
From the fen, all his men - From the fen
7. Hey Diddle, Diddle
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The orange talked out of his head
(The little dog laughed to see such sport)
And he ate his cheeseburgers in bed
8. Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty wanted a wall
Humpty Dumpty wanted it tall
All the king’s congress said it makes no sense
Nobody wants Humpty’s unfriendly fence
9. I’m a Big Ol’ Despot
I’m a big ol’ despot, tall and stout
I can’t be handled but I sure can spout
When the press is boiling, hear me shout
Their news is fake, it’s me that counts