This story is now my defining mental image of the disgusting toad in the white house. I found it quite entertaining, but be warned — don’t read it while eating, or if you have a sensitive stomach.
The Big Toad of Tibadoodle Swamp — full read
One day, Larry the Weasel and Hermie the Gillentot were wandering through the swamp fields of Woodlandia. Off they were to find White Pad, the magical lily pad that was home to Lord Big Toad….
and later
It occurred to Larry that Big Toad had entered the court bearing an agitated expression, suggestive of a bad mood. Digby leaned over and whispered to him, “I sense a tantrum a-coming. Quick flattery is in order.”
but I don’t want to spoil the good parts. Enjoy.
(full disclosure — my cousin wrote this)