12. Farmer, Farmer, Soybean Farmer
Farmer, farmer, lonely farmer
How do your soybeans grow?
With tariff bells and subsidies
My pretty tractors need not roll!
13. Regs, Regs Go Away
Regs, regs go away, come again on never day
Regs, regs go away, return only when I say
Big bizness wants to play in the meadow by the Bay
14. Old ManDonald
Old ManDonald had a brand, O-O-I-O-U
And with that brand he had some debts, O-O-I-O-U
With an I-O here and a shut down there
Here an I, there an O, everywhere I-O-U
Old ManDonald had a brand, he-he-now-owes-us
15. Presitrump, Presitrump
Presitrump, presitrump, where have you been?
I’ve been to London to see the Queen
Presitrump, presitrump, what did you do there?
I straightened her out and made her play fair
16. Play, Play, Play Some Golf
Play, play, play some golf, stand up on the green
Warily, warily, warily, warily, stay behind the screen
Play, play, play some golf, stand up on the green
Hide from paparazzi from the news magazines
Play, play, play some golf, thru to hole nineteen
If you see a Russian there, ask if he has $green
17. Donnie Had a Lotta Debt
Donnie had a little debt, a little debt? A lotta debt!
Donnie had a lotta debt, it made him look the fool
Russia made him whole you bet, whole you bet, whole you bet
Russia made him whole you bet, now Donnie is their tool
18. Ring a Ring O Rosies
Ring a Ring O Rosies, a pressroom full of nosies
Ah-tishoo, ah-tishoo, we all fall down.
The King has named his daughter his personal assistant
Ah-tishoo, ah-tishoo, we all fall down.
The cabinet dysfunction caused legal injunction
Ah-tishoo, ah-tishoo, we all fall down.
C-N-N is on the TV keeping us from sleep
Ah-tishoo, ah-tishoo, we stay up late again
19. Say Good-Bye, Donnie
Say good bye, Donnie, to the white house
Inspectors know that you are a louse
When their dam breaks a hammer will fall
And down will go Donnie, cronies and all!
THE END.