It’s the most wonderful time of the year
With Bob Mueller plea-dealing
And Manafort squealing just like a pig’s ear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
It’s the guilt-guiltiest season of all
With those Cyrillic greetings and Trump Tower meetings
When Reds come to call
It’s the guilt-guiltiest season of all!
There’ll be Junior in prison,
Ivanka’s decision
To rat out the rest of her kin,
There’ll be fake cover stories
And tales of the glories
Of all the votes he didn’t win.....
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
There’ll be lots of betrayals
And we’ll hear the tales
Bob Woodward can’t hear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year!