Yes raptor sex hat is a thing and explains so much more about Trump and animals as well as the quality of the thing atop his head.
The original headgear, invented by falconer Les Boyd in the early 1970s, serves as a sperm-collection device that allows captive birds to mate with their keepers. It sounds outlandish, but the simple accessory has been instrumental in the recovery of numerous species, including one of North America's flying darlings, the peregrine falcon. (Yes. We brought a species back from the brink of extinction by letting its members hump our love helmets.)
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“Breeding falcons this way is very intense. I get more anxious than the birds do,” says Brad Wood. “They only breed from the beginning of March until the end of May and you have to be in there with them on a daily basis… You know, I lead a fairly normal life meaning I have a family. I have a wife. I value my human relationships. It can be difficult to act like a falcon every day for three months. You can’t just casually do it whenever you want to.” www.theawl.com/...
I must have looked aghast, but he seemed to think he had done rather well. There was a hint of a smile on his face. He also appeared to have decided that the examination was over and started to look around for his hat. He reached out his hand and took hold of his wife’s head, tried to lift it off, to put it on. He had apparently mistaken his wife for a hat! His wife looked as if she was used to such things.
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks