While there’s actually been a net outflow of undocumented workers from the U.S. to Mexico over the past several years, they’re still pouring over the border of Donald Trump’s New Jersey golf club, apparently.
Several media outlets recently reported that the FBI is looking into possible immigration crimes at Trump’s Bedminster, New Jersey, club, and now the lawyer for five women who claim they worked at the club illegally is saying the hypocrisy is even more rank than previously known.
From The Hill:
"It's my understanding based on what my clients have said, they have friends who also work there," Anibal Romero told Hill.TV's Krystal Ball on Monday. "We're talking about a very high number of employees at the golf club who were not documented, who were also brought in to work there, who may share similar stories."
"A very large number of people who have worked there in the past, and we believe that this time there about 12 or 13 people who are still working there. We haven't heard from them," he continued.
Romero's comments come after The New York Times profiled Victorina Morales, who reportedly crossed the border illegally in 1999 and was hired at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., in 2013.
Morales said she used “phony” immigration papers to secure employment.
This shouldn’t be a surprise, of course. Trump rails against China while making his Trump-branded dreck there. He pretends to be a Christian even as he lives a preposterously sordid life that would have made Mother Teresa barf her small intestines through her nostrils. He calls Hillary “Crooked” after creating a scam university, a scam charitable foundation, and a phony, otherworldly head that looks like it was sculpted by shitfaced Keebler elves out of a giant candy corn.
Why should he be consistent when it comes to his signature political issue? He’s like Augustus Gloop three seconds before he gets sucked up the chocolate pipe. He’s been greedy AF his whole despicable life. Why stop now?
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