LEFT: Healthcare, education, fair wages, fair taxation, reasoned border control, reasonable gun control, keep NATO, find a way to stop us from becoming a Russian satellite, restore voter rights and restore our international relationships.
RIGHT: WALL, no more Muslims or Mexicans, stop those damned women from talking (so shrill) and keep this country as white as possible.
INDEPENDENT: 90% the same as right but won’t admit it 10% the same as the left but a lot less broadly focused.
CENTRIST: Really stupidly rich and only care about staying that way. Let the others fight all they want, just act wise and above the fray (tisk, tisk can’t we all just talk about it) … JUST KEEP ME RICH!