BBC tells me it’s Poetry Day and I think certain elected officials (R) need some thoughts for contemplation. Have some atrociously free verse as we wade through the media churn…
(that’s an ellipse, by the way...oooh that’s another one!)
No matter how he leaves office, he will keep tweeting and the media will keep reporting it.
Then some other over the top figure will suck up attention.
That figure won’t be you.
The new party base has given their allegiance to the man, not the party.
He’s going to keep them close because he can monetize their interest in him.
Then he will get a loan on it.
You really should have learned from the Palin debacle. He did.
Do you really think that he’s going to hand over his lists to the party without getting paid for it?
The Pottery Barn rule is not going to save the party.
This guy never pays for anything.
You won’t be able to hold the interest of the new party base without taking your personal political prostitution to a whole new level.
Are you still flexible enough for the deep bend?
The Fox & Friends group and his very special advisor will still like him better than you, whether he gets re-elected or impeached.
Sean is setting policy, not you.
If he gets re-elected, it will get worse.
Imagine that.
Now do it again.
Martyrs are always super popular, even when they martyr themselves.
Is he Jesus now?
A blast from the past? Silence=Death.
This time, you are doing it to yourselves.
Get used to gold furniture.
When you need his endorsement, you will have to rent several branded NYC hotel rooms at top rates to show your allegiance.
Special for the VP-
Mother dresses you funny.
That’s not why nobody likes you.
Pity the poor Secret Service guys who have to listen to him for the next twenty years.
Plan to add noise-reducing headphones to their standard gear.
Worker’s Comp.
At least there won’t be a lot of papers going to the next ginormous Library.
Tweet space is cheap and we’ve got an extra server available.
“This is the way the world ends / not with a bang but a whimper”
With this guy?
Along with a lot of whining, there will also be ranting and general pissiness.
If there was an actual guy named General Pissiness, he would be sitting on the Joint Chiefs because of the really cool name.
Random thoughts, anyone?
Video linky- Van Morrison said T.S. Eliot chose England.