So when it comes to ratfucking a presidential election, there’s no concern whatsoever about timing. But reading an eight-page impeachment resolution in two days? It can’t be done, man! Are you mad?
On Sean Hannity’s radio show yesterday, former Congressferret Jason Chaffetz bitterly complained about how very unfair Nancy Pelosi and the mean Democrats are.
Via Media Matters:
SEAN HANNITY (HOST): The president, to me, on that call, as I've gone over this, is faithfully executing the laws of the country. He is saying, “Get to the bottom of your election interference," which they said they cared about, but they don't. They dismissed the Biden corruption in all of this, which -- it's breathtaking to me, and they're still going to do this? Is that where we're headed?
JASON CHAFFETZ: Well, what's going to be fascinating, today -- you know, remember, [House Speaker] Nancy Pelosi instituted a 72-hour rule, supposedly this resolution that's going to be -- that's unveiled today, nobody's yet really seen it and digested it.
She said they're going to vote on Thursday, but it's Tuesday. So, do the math. I don't know how they have any time to actually properly digest this.
Okay, let’s do the “math.”
The impeachment resolution is eight fucking pages long! With really wide margins. And the last page is about 7/8ths white space. So, yeah, math: 8 minus 7/8 is 7-1/8 pages, dorkus.
I read it in just under five minutes and a) I didn’t go to law school, b) I don’t have a paid staff, and c) I smoke a fuck-ton of weed.
Sure, I didn’t “digest” it, but that’s not really my job, is it?
But then congressional Republicans don’t really work, do they?
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