And we’re back again with another edition of snark with links. First chew on the snark and then enjoy the links.
The virtual certainty of hyper-toxicity associated with excessive concentrations of urine has led every cemetery in the nation to refuse to provide a permanent resting place for Dolt 45. Two facilities, one in Pee Springs, Arkansas and the other in Stephen Miller’s backyard are currently the only available sites for Donnie’s final resting place.
However, several National Football League teams, including the Washington Redskins, the New York Jets and the Miami Dolphins (all locales with first had experience with tRump), have suggested using a flow through crypt attached to their stadium’s plumbing systems as a possible alternative. They believe that by charging patrons on a per liter basis, it would enable them to afford to field better teams.
The marketing folks have been running with the idea and have come up with some slogans to help with promoting the full experience:
- Here’s your chance to take pride in what you do-do.
- Better than a straight flush.
- Aw, piss on it.
- Step up and do your doody.
- Piddle, piddle hit the middle.
- Tiny bubbles in the stream.
In this vein, many buildings with public urinals are lining up to get a piece of the action. It turns out that a large percentage of the population has taken an oath to piss on tRump’s grave. It may be that his pickled corpse ends up in a traveling road show, giving everyone in the country a chance to tick an item off their bucket list.
Contributed by my friend Ed — tRump thinks he’s hot shit on a gold platter, when he’s nothing but a cold turd on a paper plate.
Jessiestaff got the week started off for us. Go check it out.
Sometimes-daily handy link list:
Recycled automobile upholstery
Gravity energy storage (some of these ideas are pretty cool)
New hydrogen train
Museum dedicated to vaginas
Cheap drug for post-heart attack
New fossil shark
Resurrecting old recipes
Syracuse pulls plug on frats
Blasey Ford gets award
Ginsburg returns to work
Former landfill hosts solar, bees
Solar car
17-year-old wins Google prize
Attention Postcards to Voters: TX special elections on Jan. 28th