So the Fiona Hill and Alexander Vindman impeachment hearing transcripts just dropped. They’re lengthy, but I immediately started skimming Hill’s testimony before intending to head out the door to run some errands.
Oh, but my eyes are glued to the page now.
And I particularly enjoyed this exchange recounting how Rep. Matt Gaetz got his ass thrown out of the meeting:
Okay, that was fun.
And in case the print was too small for you to read, feel free to head here to see both the Fiona Hill and Vindman transcripts.
But if you simply want a summary, here it is: “You aren’t part of this committee, Mr. Gaetz. Get your broke-ass, bobblehead-looking bum out of here.”
Or words to that effect.
UPDATE: The original version of this story identified this exchange as coming from Alexander Vindman’s deposition. It was part of the Fiona Hill transcript. Thanks to gchaucer2 for setting the record straight.
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