One by one the billionaires are freaking out about Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.
First it was the Starbucks douchebag, Howard Schultz, so out of touch he thought he could solve racial discord by forcing his underpaid baristas to start conversations about race while serving lattes. 'If Sanders or Warren are nominated, I'll have to run as an Independent and throw the race to Trump.'
Then you have Tom Steyer buying his way into the Democratic primary and actually trading campaign contributions to sellout politicians for endorsements. 'I'm a billionaire and I want to impeach Trump, so I can be the new billionaire king.'
Then Bill Gates starts whining that his 100 billion dollars are being threatened by the proposal that he might have to give some back. 'If you take some of my money, I'll have to choose which fleet of private jets I'll be flying over my yachts. I HAVE to stay atop the Forbes 400!'
Now we have Michael Bloomberg, the mayor of milquetoast, jumping into the race, thinking he can just bypass the debates and, ya know, the whole democracy thing by flooding the airwaves with money. 'This whole middle of the road thing has worked out so well for me. Why don't the poor people agree that whatever's good for me, must be good for them.'
Jamie Dimon had to pipe in: "Elizabeth Warren vilifies successful people," No, dickwad! She vilifies awful people like you who define successful as having more money than the next hundred thousand people put together.
Let's not forget boy billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg, allowing politicians to lie to millions of people on his platform. 'I already ratfucked one election, why not another one?'
At least Jeff Bezos shuts the fuck up and drops cheap shit off at your door in two days.
Just what kind of schmuck do you have to be to hold onto billions of dollars while there are millions sleeping in the streets and millions more working 80 hour weeks at 10 bucks an hour? We already have one piece of shit billionaire in the whitehouse. Why would we just swap him out for another? The whole point is there should be no such thing as a billionaire while the minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. That is fucking obscene. You, sir billionaire, are a living obscenity. You should not be leading anything except your own ass out to the streets to lay down and be eaten by the poor.
There are 607 billionaires in America. 607. These are the plutocrats who own this country. They have more than the other 327 million of us put together.
Gosh, these guys are such jerks, it kinda makes me embarrassed to be a billionaire.