6’5, 175 Baby !!!
{6’0…pushin 200……really pushin}
SIX PACK ABS !!!
{beer gut}
Total Cholesterol 160 !!!
{one vein only, top of left foot}
Body of a Greek God !!!
{body of Geek Squad}
LDL Cholesterol under 100 !!!
{bacon}
HDL Cholesterol over 60 !!!
{pizza}
Blood Pressure 120/80 !!!!
{2 over 1 after shoveling}
Bench Press 350# !!!
{arm curl toast}
Strict Healthy Diet !!!
{of a Sumo wrestler}
Work Bi’s, Tri’s and Delts daily !!!
{with chips, Dew and Slim Jim’s}
Chick Magnet !!!
{girl accepted high school dance offer……1976}
Treadmill Everyday !
{hamster never seems to get tired}
Swim many laps !!!
{have many laps}
Could lift a couch !
{if I ever got off of it}
Can’t wait for next year’s checkup !!!
{dread the browbeating I’ll take again}