A lot of people wonder how Melania Trump can stand to be married to a fat, bald, pretend-billionaire liar. But I think it’s easy if it just involves a few public appearances.
And yeah, the one time of intercourse to produce a son. I think Melania wanted a son, though for much different reasons than Anne Boleyn. Let’s just say there are no creepy paintings of Henry VIII and Elizabeth I.
However, Melania doesn’t even seem to like holding Donald’s tiny hand. I’m guessing Michael Cohen just didn’t foresee this being a problem, so there’s nothing in the marriage contract about it.
One way out of this difficulty would be to use body doubles. It’s an idea that most people would ignore as a half-baked conspiracy theory. Except the Donald tweeted about it, which makes me think there is some truth to the rumor.
Last Friday, Stephen Colbert talked to the real Melania Trump to get some answers on this burning question.
Part of the reasons the late night comedians have gotten so political is that a lot of the real journalists are derelict in their duties. Has any reporter asked Melania a hard-hitting question about “chain migration”? Please link a clip if you can find one.
For this next paragraph I assume you watched the video above, so please, no whining about spoilers. Laura Benanti is great as Melania Trump. Christine Baranski takes the rôle to a whole other level. Wow. Smoldering.
As if to douse us with cold water, the next impersonator is a man. So we’ve had our laughs, and we’ve enjoyed Christine Baranski’s performance.
And we acknowledge that Melania Trump is physically beautiful, and that she is a towering intellect compared to Donald. Maybe we even feel some sympathy for her situation.
But don’t give her a pass for her dubious morality, and don’t forget that on the issue of immigration, she is a total hypocrite.
Her U. S. citizenship would not stand up to the kind of scrutiny her husband’s administration wants to apply to other naturalized citizens.